Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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