Our server is the perfect escape from your mom’s wild antics and questionable behavior. We promise she won’t be there to judge your building skills or make snarky comments about your mining techniques.
Join us and build a world where you can trust your fellow players more than you can trust your own mom. Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from her with a strangely large grin on her face.
So leave the real world drama behind and escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama and unresolved issues. See you in the game!
You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then battling dragons the next, it’s like a rollercoaster of epicness.
And get this, the sheep are actually secret agents in disguise, so you never know who you can trust.
Plus, the creepers have all been trained in ballet, so you might just see them busting out some sick moves while they try to blow you up.
So come on, join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!
But wait, there’s more! We provide Ritalin to all players, but unlike their moms, we actually tell you why you need it. No more feeling like you’re being controlled for no reason – now you can take your medication with confidence and clarity.
Join our server today and leave behind the struggles of feeling isolated and frustrated. Trust us, our community is way more supportive than someone who thinks keeping your diagnosis a secret is a good idea. And remember, if you bring up your past traumas, we won’t dismiss them – we’ll embrace them with open arms (and maybe a diamond sword for protection). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let go of the sting of the past!
And if you could only eat one food forever, it would obviously be rainbow-colored cake made with unicorn tears and sprinkled with pixie dust. Duh!
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some sneaky russian spies trying to steal our diamond blocks. who knows what will happen next on this server where anything is possible. so come on, join us and let’s show those pesky russians that we ain’t messin’ around when it comes to minecraft domination!
Not sure if there’s an audience for your content? Wondering if you should ask a question? Just go ahead and ask, we got your back! And if you wanna join the fun, just DM boop147 on discord – it’s like an exclusive club, but for Vtubers!
Plus, we’ve got links to all the cool Vtuber agencies, so you can start your journey to virtual stardom. And if you’re worried about trolls, we’ve got your back with a list of common trolling techniques to watch out for.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this Vtuber party started! Who needs reality when you can be a virtual superstar, amirite?
If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”
Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!
| Features |
|---|
| No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes |
| Player ran economy |
| Teams |
| Claims |
| Active owners |
| 100% survival |
| Whitelisted Mc and Discord server |
A custom Create modpack with various mods and addons.
Server start date: 2/9/2025
Join our Discord server here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on the server. |
| Can I join with no prior modding experience? | Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for all players. |
| Are there any whitelist requirements? | Yes, the server is whitelisted and requires players to join the Discord server. |
| What is the current modpack? | The current modpack is a custom Create modpack with various mods and addons. |
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while contemplating the futility of existence.
Laugh until you cry as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question reality.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to have your heart broken and your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible.
Join us now for a journey that will leave you with nothing but the cold, the silence, and the loneliness…and maybe a few diamonds along the way!
Embark on epic adventures with a group of players who value honesty and respect, and leave the drama at the door (or in Lily’s case, on social media). Build your dream world without worrying about someone making inappropriate jokes or bringing up embarrassing stories from the past.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be sure that your friends won’t exclude you for being too honest or lacking a filter. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ game of Minecraft without the unnecessary drama? Come join us and leave the oversharing at home!
But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.
Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
