Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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