Crafty Chaos: Your Bar is a Disaster Edition

bad drinks, bar, burnt nachos, Chaos, cleanliness, Cockroaches, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, customer service, Disaster, Edition, efficiency, female customers, Food Safety, hygiene, job performance, job security, Management, Professionalism, Restaurant, slow service, SPEED, staff training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!

On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!

No more burnt nachos or slow bartenders here – just epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave behind the drama of your bar job – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base ever!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Magic Items Found:	5490	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	8363
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.