Crafty Chaos: Where Everything Went So Wrong

Awwward, box-shadow, Chaos, Crafty, Internet Explorer 7, jQuery, parallax scrolling, polyfills, web awards, web design best practices, web design critique, web design humor, web design mistakes, web design rant, web design tips, web design trends, web development, web performance, website bloat, Website Design, website optimization, wrong

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	9404	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	4015
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5725	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	603719	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	193	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2895
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	60926	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8972	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	4649
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Divine Spears Created:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).