Crafty Chaos: Where Everything Went So Wrong

Awwward, box-shadow, Chaos, Crafty, Internet Explorer 7, jQuery, parallax scrolling, polyfills, web awards, web design best practices, web design critique, web design humor, web design mistakes, web design rant, web design tips, web design trends, web development, web performance, website bloat, Website Design, website optimization, wrong

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3344	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3492
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Farms Harvested:	594	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	2210	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3708	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	3474

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Farms Harvested:	406
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.