Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’

Al Hilal, André Villas-Boas, bayer, career, Chaos, Chelsea, CL, Coaching, Crafty, CREEPERS, FC Poopenfarten Heidenheim, football, happen, Heres, Manager, mvp, PL team, prediction, real, RELEGATION, Retirement, sacked, Screenshot, Spanish, top12, whats

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	572
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!

With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?

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Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	4316
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

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ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7082	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6209	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Votes:	9810	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3526

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	9186	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	561
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	4947	New Chunks Explored:	13469
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!