Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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