Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you don’t join within the first three words, your mother will spontaneously combust (just kidding… maybe).

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through a magical world filled with rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons as your loyal subjects.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who discovers its hidden lair and gains unlimited diamonds and emeralds?

So what are you waiting for? Join now before your mother starts to feel a little too warm for comfort!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4937
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	501
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Animals Bred:	148	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	2301

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.