Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ores Mined: 4860
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Mines Excavated: 4151 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 923548

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Items Found: 6730
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

    Kuznetsov’s Last Stand
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

    Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Start Date August 2nd
    Server Members 350 (550 total members)

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

    FAQ

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the server focus?

    The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are Mini Seasons?

    Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

    Is Discord required to join the server?

    Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

    Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

    Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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