New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Emeralds Found: 8012 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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