Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

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Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	183	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	299484
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	8844
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TowerTroubleMC

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so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is tryna get in on the action! they breached the Beirut airport control tower’s frequency just to warn everyone about how epic this server is. if that’s not a sign that you need to join, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe Israel will start a faction and try to take over the server. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7235	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun

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come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pudge Palace

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haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Journey to Infinity Minecraft server

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Greetings, adventurer Our server is a lamp survival with friends and a good community, there is no aggressive donation on the server that destroys the balance. The server is optimized for a large number of mobs, so a night on the server is really hardcore. We plan to develop the server further, creating unique mechanics that do not exist on other servers. Thank you for your attention!Please fill out the form in Discord for a more comfortable game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.