On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.
November 19, 2024
Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.