Crafty Celeb Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	134
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	212199
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6826	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4845	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	588121	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!