Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5377
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
New Chunks Explored:	349027	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2176	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8118	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8687
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Dragons Tamed:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	4604	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	189	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	975
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6475	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Emeralds Found:	3661	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2365

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!