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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4479
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	7415
Animals Bred:	60	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	456375
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	4295
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	607	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	2293

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8333

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	1483
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9746	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5267
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Potions Brewed:	76	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8364	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	3690

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	104/900	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0