Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Dimension Hops: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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