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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Emeralds Found: 2896
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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