Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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