Crafty Cash Grabbers: Because ‘Why are video games so expensive?’

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
New Chunks Explored:	328042	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	7972

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1046	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7821
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6713	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Votes:	6098	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4115
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6599	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ores Mined:	2776
Star Shards Collected:	218	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5