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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6459 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!