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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6956 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!