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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9311 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!