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Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	2937
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	1601
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	1604	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	3722	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	371
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Votes:	5985
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Buildings Constructed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	416	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2