Crafty Capitalism | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9687	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	769	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	3273

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6174	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	1966
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4728	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Star Shards Collected:	141	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Villages Defended:	9

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	1753
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!