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Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	3466
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mines Excavated:	3042	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	794
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	8775	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ores Mined:	6828	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4102
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2543	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crops Grown:	6917
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	61	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	244205
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5