| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 629 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5331 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6454 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”
So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5016 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4222 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1870 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6454 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7454 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9277 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 9553 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4498 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6102 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3569 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9782 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
