| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3489 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”
So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9043 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 569 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 190080 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6223 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1756 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3348 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5620 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2438 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5676 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1286 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 7377 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 359 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5976 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9980 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1925 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1320 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6719 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4131 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!
