New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Freelance Frenzy: An Upsell Utopia!

Dive into a pixelated carnival of chaos, where commissions spiral into a whirlpool of confusion and overpriced greyscale dreams! Here, you’re not just mining diamonds—oh no—you’re mining the very fabric of reality itself, unraveling threads of artistic ambition and the slippery world of freelancers! 🌪️💎

Forget What You Know, Embrace the Absurd!

Unravel the cosmic conspiracy of upsell tactics and enigmatic gig descriptions! Ever wondered why one gig wears a mask while another cackles maniacally in the shadows? Join us in traversing the hellscape of art commissions that twists and contorts your expectations—just like the frail sanity of our player base!

The Features of Absurdity

Feature Description
🕵️ The Consultation Conundrum Engage in “deep consultation” only to realize it leads to the void of confusion.
🔍 Red Flags Galore Colored flags that signal impending doom—catch ‘em all!
🎢 The Upsell Slide Plummet down the rabbit hole of additional costs like it’s a carnival ride!
⚖️ Metrics Mayhem Watch as your every action games the fragile metrics of the universe!
💰 Budget Blues A quaint reminder that artistic brilliance doesn’t come cheap—unless you dare to gamble!

Testimonials from the Bewildered:

"Gave it a shot. Found myself negotiating with a demon in disguise!" – A Player in Denial

"I paid in diamonds. I received riddles. What is real?" – Confused Survivor

"Lost my sanity but gained a good story. 10/10 recommend!" – Existential Thinker

But Why Join This Server?

    • Banned in 12 Countries (But We Can’t Say Why): The allure of the forbidden brings a sense of thrill! Mysterious whispers echo in the corners of internet forums about this server’s ignoble past.
    • Conspiracy Theories Running Wild: Did you know that freelancers are actually sentient blocks disguised as humans? Absurdity breeds knowledge—let’s dig deeper!
    • Secret Level: The Upsell Dungeon: Only the bravest dare enter the dark cavern where hefty fees await! Will you escape? Or will you be lost in an eternity of consultations?

Warnings from the Beyond:

Prepare yourself, dear Minecrafter! If the ideas of budgetary constraints and commissions have ever sent shivers down your spine, this is not merely a server—this is a portal to the unknown!

Frequently Asked Questions (That Answer Nothing):

    • Q: Is this server really as chaotic as it sounds? A: Only if you meet the minimum threshold of sanity required.

    • Q: Can I actually commission anything? A: Depends on whether you believe in alternate realities!

    • Q: What happens if I leave? A: That’s a question only the game’s code understands!

Join Us, If You Dare!

Step into the Freelance Frenzy, a place where commissions are nightmares and art is shrouded in a veil of impending absurdity! Channel your inner artist, face the quantum upsell, and prepare to lose yourself—if you think you can handle it!

🪓 May your blocks be ever in your favor, and remember: art is suffering, and that suffering is yours for the taking!

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  • Unified SMP Chill [SMP] {Java & Bedrock}

    Unified SMP Chill [SMP] {Java & Bedrock}

    New Minecraft Servers

    Unified SMP

    Hey everyone!

    Check out Unified SMP! This is a chill survival server for all. It has some cool stuff to keep it fun.

    Features

      • Lifesteal: You can take hearts from players when you beat them. Don’t worry, it’s fair! You can still enjoy the game without too much PvP.

      • Economy: Make cash with jobs, farm, trade, and set up your own shops!

      • Cross-Play: Both Java and Bedrock players can join. Everyone is welcome!

    Join Us!

    The server is new and we need players! Claim land, build cool things, and help us grow the community. If this sounds fun, hop in or join our Discord!

    Details

    Hope to see you there!

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  • Infinity Forge ATM10 Fun Zone

    Infinity Forge ATM10 Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Infinity Forge ATM10 [Modded]

    Age: 18+ Pay to Win: No P2W


    Hey folks! Infinity Forge is on the hunt for chill players to join our small, cozy crew!

    Map Start Date: 7/6/25

    Wanna join? Check us out at www.infinityforge.us for the IP and Discord invite!

    Join the fun and help us grow!

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  • Limited Modded SMP Fun!

    Limited Modded SMP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Limited SMP!

    Howdy! Limited SMP is a cozy spot for gamers who want to play with mods. It’s all about Weekly Mod Submissions! Right now, it’s Season 2, Week 2. Jump in anytime!

    Why Join Us?

      • Weekly Mod Submissions Players can send in up to 2 mods each week. It’s fun to see what everyone brings!

      • Player-Driven Economy Use coins from the Lightman’s Currency mod to buy and trade stuff!

      • Player Shops Check out shops made by players. There are spots for more shops too!

      • Server Shop We have a shop at spawn where you can sell items and earn coins. Daily deals and freebies are a plus!

      • Resource Worlds Overworld and Nether reset every week. New goodies await! Resource End opens next week!

      • Events Join fun events each week! We’ve had PvP battles, challenges, and more!

      • Bluemap View the server and players easily with Bluemap!

      • World Border The world border is 2000 blocks in each way. Stay close, but there’s room to grow!

      • Open to Player Feedback We want to hear your ideas! This is your SMP!

    Player QoL

      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Tombstones
      • Custom Paintings
      • Instanced Loot
      • Vein-Mining

    Stand-out Mods

      • Origins
      • Create
      • Sophisticated Storage
      • Twilight Forest
      • Inventory Pets
      • Ars Nouveau
      • Waystones
      • And many more!

    Community Rules

    This server is a no hate zone! We don’t allow bad behavior. Let’s keep it fun for everyone!

    Streaming Allowed!

    Feel free to stream or make videos! We want a safe space for all content creators. Just follow the rules!

    Hardware Needs

    A good PC is a must! It should handle 250+ mods. Check your gear to keep up with our modpack!

    Join Us!

    Ready to play? Apply Here! We can’t wait to see you!

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  • Marthia Nations: Build & Battle!

    Marthia Nations: Build & Battle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Marthia Nations [Semi-Vanilla]

    Join the Fun! Join Marthia Nations today: Discord Link

    Server IP: 51.222.134.236:25641


    What’s the Deal? Marthia is not just any server. It’s a place where you can:

      • Build your own empire
      • Battle with cool ships and planes
      • Create a cozy base

    This server has been around for over 5 years! The world has 3 years of rich history. It’s more than just blocks; it’s a whole community with nice staff.

    What’s Inside? You’ll find awesome plugins like:

      • Movecraft
      • Brewery
      • Dynmap
      • Geyser

    And much more!


    Come join the fun and make your mark!

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  • Figment SMP: Evolve Your World

    Figment SMP: Evolve Your World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Figment SMP!

    Figment SMP is not just any server. It is a place where the world grows with you!

    This is a Semi-Vanilla server with some cool plugins to spice things up. It is all about lore and fun!

    Server Details:

      • Version: 1.21.5
      • Launch Date: April 19, 2025
      • Type: Whitelist
      • Platform: Java
      • Age: 16+
      • Location: East Coast, U.S.A.

    Who Can Join?

      • Mature players aged 16+
      • Builders, explorers, and lore fans!
      • People who want to help the server grow
      • Active Discord users for fun chats
      • Storytellers who love to create lore

    Why Join Us?

      • Help shape the first Age and its cool stuff
      • Be part of something fresh and new

    Apply Here:

    Please fill out the form to join our fun world! Click me!

    Make sure to give good answers. Short replies may not get picked. We want folks who care!

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