Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1736

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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