Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Runes Activated: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 140 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Star Shards Collected: 200 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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