Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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