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TVShowFanaticMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9825	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6933	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Potions Brewed:	196	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Void Gems Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6221	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Animals Bred:	93
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9747
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FaberNetworkMC

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Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0