Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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