Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Farms Harvested: 628 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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