Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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