Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	5386

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3174

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	1117	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5285
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5231
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3419
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	59
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!