Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Items Found:	5603	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	4835	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	447	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.