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BralessGymWarrior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2810
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	79	Emeralds Found:	1737
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
New Chunks Explored:	977217	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Emeralds Found:	7961
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	3124
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Star Shards Collected:	221	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Emeralds Found:	8186
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchantments Applied:	63
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	299

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26