Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	570

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	7866
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7778	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mines Excavated:	3221	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	6308
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	185773
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3488	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	260574
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	186
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	920550	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.