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Child Molested Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Items Found:	4611	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingCrasher420

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AltLifeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Dragon Eggs Found:	8691
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

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Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EURejoinMinecraftServer

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so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	800751
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IslandWarfareCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7915
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	155	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	613	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Harmony Falls?	You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2070
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Animals Bred:	164	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Debate Minecraft SMP Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4