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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8582 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or even participate in a chicken dance-off competition. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!