Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3810

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5962	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1873
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	156
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	50

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3688	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	5746
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Votes:	9397
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	7406

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	New Chunks Explored:	204739

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7197
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9008
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Void Armor Forged:	27