Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	7198
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	103	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	908	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	316660
Mines Excavated:	1553	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!