Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

    Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Vetoed Minecraft Server

    The Vetoed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineWizards

    MineWizards

    Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    ✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

    Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

    Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

    Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

    Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

    Recommended Version: 1.20

    Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

    Our website » festivalcraft.fun

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

    All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

    Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
    Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

    Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

    Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

    But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

    Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

    IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

    Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

    Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

    Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TV Show Minecraft SMP

    TV Show Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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