Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	784210	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8407	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1465	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3046
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	241

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.