Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Bitch, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, hello, hello bitch lasagna, LASAGNA, Tread

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	7808	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	5459
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	257	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	3031

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	320	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	7994	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6093	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	New Chunks Explored:	505739
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	157	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	7461
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?