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MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crops Grown:	6127
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	347
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	838	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3146
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crops Grown:	9716	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7524
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4