New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 503 Fallen Blocks

    503 Fallen Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lucky Block City

    Lucky Block City

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Janitor’s Closet SMP

    Janitor’s Closet SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

    Server Name The Janitor’s Closet SMP
    Server Type WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
    Version 1.21
    Features Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

    Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
    Are there special player-made events on the server? Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
    Is there a community Discord for the server? Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Union Minecraft Server

    Eternal Union Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP