Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, controversial posts, Crafty, daily posts, digital footprint, forum, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online persona, online presence, provocative content, repetitive content, Server, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	8825	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3259	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	437689	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	2744
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	3076	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3152	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2623
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.