Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • New Concord Minecraft Server

    New Concord Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a freshly baked cake straight out of the oven – hot and ready for you to devour!

    Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ores Mined: 4576

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

    Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting hit on by random dudes in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, if a player gives you their virtual card, it means they are trying to hit on you… in the game! Join us for a wild ride of virtual flirting and hilarious misunderstandings. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So come on, join us and see where the virtual romance takes you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. That’s right, these llamas can boogie better than any player on the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • J J thread Minecraft SMP

    J J thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most star-studded Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Jordyn Jones and other internet starlets as we navigate through the virtual world with style and sass.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Crops Grown: 8216
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

    Crush Rejects Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

    The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

    Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anime Trauma Minecraft Server

    Anime Trauma Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Potions Brewed: 38

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation

    >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NuteLLa server Minecraft

    NuteLLa server Minecraft
    To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””

    ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers
    Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

    So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

    Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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